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PAPI DIABLO COFFEE
WHO'S YOUR PAPI?
FROM DEEP WITHIN THE TIGHTEST HOLE, IN THE SMUTTIEST CORNER OF THE UNDERWORLD, WHERE FLAMES FLICKERED LIKE SEDUCTIVE WHISPERS,
PAPI DIABLO CAME. A TRUE GENTLEMAN WITH A
PENCHANT FOR
MISCHIEVOUS INNUENDO
AND A TASTE FOR THE MOST
SINFUL OF ELIXIRS.
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YOU MIGHT FORGIVE YOURSELF FOR ASSUMING THAT PAPI'S EXPLOSIVE COMING WAS SINISTER, BUT HIS TRUE REASON FOR HIS RELEASE IS FAR MORE EXOTIC.
TO UNLEASH THE BEST COFFEE.
DON'T LET THOSE HORNS FOOL YOU...
EACH BAG OF PAPI DIABLO MAY WELL BE PACKED WITH MORE SORDID SIN THAN CAN BE POSSIBLY EASED INTO IT WITH LUBRICATION, BUT EVERY SINGLE TASTY LITTLE BEAN IS ETHICALLY SOURCED FROM
INDEPENDENT FARMERS
PAPI ONLY PARTAKES IF IT'S
RAW,
NAUGHTY
&
HONORABLE
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